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46 Year Old · Female · Invited by: Kyras Mommy · Joined on July 24, 2006 · Born on October 5th · 4 referrals joined!
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I'm sorry,

If I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm sorry,
If I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".

I'm sorry,
If I'm not tan enough for you.

I'm sorry,
If I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm sorry,
If I don't have a dream body that turns you on.



I'm sorry,
If I'm not tall enough.

I'm sorry,
If my hair is not long enough.

IM SORRY!


But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.



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You Are Sex On the Beach
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When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.

You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.

So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.

Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!






You Are Oscar the Grouch

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Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.



You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last.



You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part.



How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!








You Are Animal

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A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.

You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.

But you sure can beat a good drum.

"Kill! Kill!"

46 Year Old · Female · Invited by: Kyras Mommy · Joined on July 24, 2006 · Born on October 5th · 4 referrals joined!
Interests
Sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll...I'm learning how to play the guitar. During the day I'm a full-time graphic artist. At night I go to school for who knows what anymore. I keep changing my mind. Still waiting for my mr. right.

I am generally considered a Loner. I've been Diagnosed with Bi-Polar Disorder/Manic Depression. I don't keep many friends in the world and I have very little patience with people, especially those who think they know it all or those whom have no moral or ethical values.

I'm a very private person. I'm a woman of few words.

I'd like to meet a man who has lots to say and is very humorous and positive. Although, I highly doubt he would like to meet me...
Music
I love all genre of music including:

Nirvana (I must admit KC will always be in my heart)

Green Day

My Chemical Romance

System of a Down

Fall Out Boy

All American Rejects

Simple Plan

The Mooney Suzuki

White Light Motorcade

Jack Johnson

Billy Talent

Kelly Clarkson

Avril Lavigne

Rhianna

The Black Eyed Peas

Avenged Sevenfold

CKY

Hawthorne Heights

Panic! At The Disco

Gnarls Barkley

The Malfated (I just discovered this band and they kick ass)

...just to name a few.

Movies
I love Adam Sandler and Johnny Depp movies.

Comedy...the Police Academy Movies...the Wedding Singer
Adventure...Goonies and Indiana Jones Movies...Adventures in Babysitting
Romance...Romancing the Stone...Benny and Joon...Dirty Dancing
SciFi...E.T....Being John Malkovich...Donnie Darko
Horror...well I love the SAW movies and Hostel really freaked me out and The Hills Have Eyes...
Idols
You.
Video Games
I don't play them regulary

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