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35 Year Old · Female · Invited by: cutie wit da booty · Joined on November 22, 2006 · Born on February 20th
35 Year Old · Female · Invited by: cutie wit da booty · Joined on November 22, 2006 · Born on February 20th

When ive had to much to drink:

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while
yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless
h0oker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. sub on the floor
(which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry),
pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or
dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving
me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever
I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants
to cut down on the time I'm inthe bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight

35 Year Old · Female · Invited by: cutie wit da booty · Joined on November 22, 2006 · Born on February 20th
I am: A pisces
I Will Always: Be there for anyone who needs me.
I Miss: M.W..R.I.P I love you so much, you taught me what love is.
I Hear: What you don't say
I trust: A close few.
I have: My tongue pierced and one tattoo
I love the Smell: Of someone you love when you hug them
I Worry: Every time i say goodbye it will be the last
I've: Been in love.. once.
I Regret: Not one thing
I Rarely: Cry infront of people.
I Love: Being in love
I Dance: Around to embarrass you
I Sing: Even though I can't
I have troubles: Letting people get too close.
I Can't Stand: Lying, Cheating and Ignorance
I Envy: Anyone who has never experienced the pain of losing someone they love
I Like: Anyone who can make me laugh
I Don't Like: Crying and people who play games
I Listen: But find it hard to believe..
I Need: To know the truth
I Know That: Life is hard and sometimes it sucks but you have to take the good with the bad.. and remember every mistake you make only makes you wiser and every time you get hurt you only grow stronger. Learn from your mistakes and never regret.
I Hope: You never take a single breath for granted..and god forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I Want: Just one more day with you.
Im Obsessed With: Flip Flops and Gum
I smile: So you dont see the pain.
I look: Upto my mom because she is the strongest person I know.
I Am Always: Honest
I Will: Always forgive but never forget
I Wish: I wasn't living in such a materialistic world.
I Cry: When the pain wont go away
I Believe: In soul mates and life after death
I Am: Outgoing,determined,stuborn,sarcastic,unique,genui n,real,and a little bit crazy sometimes but I'm me and I won't change for anyone.
I like everything!! from country to rock! my Favourites are Chris Daughtry..Hinder..3 Doors down..Rascall flatts.. Tim mcgraw and Keith Urban.
Im single and taking applications at the moment so here goes:
I'm not picky.. you just have to weigh between 160-230 lbs be 5'10-6'3
,be able to cook,like all the same movies and music as me(including the notebook and backstreet boys), have incredible fashion sense, be a great dancer and if you play in a band that wouldnt hurt either, and have a degree in massage therapy ( a related field will suffice.) Speaking English isn't even a requirement. If you fulfill all the other prerequisites, we can work around the language barrier. And if you havent noticed.. a sense of humor never hurt anyone!
There are three things in
life every girl needs…
Love to make her weak
Alcohol to make her strong
& Best Friends when both
things make her HIT THE FLOOR.

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