TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Barney
Birthday: 4-28-80
Birthplace: Michigan
Current Location: Salt Lake City
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed
Your Heritage: Crazy White Boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: All Black Jordans
Your Weakness: I care for people to much
Your Fears: Growing Old
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed Crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it back home and chill for a few weeks
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What up fool
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm not the hung over. I can make it.
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: Grown folks dont have bedtimes
Your Most Missed Memory: Ballin with the boys back home.
Pepsi or Coke: Green tea
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: I like it all
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Do you Smoke: Smoke what
Do you Swear: Oh shit, you got me
Do you Sing: Nope
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm told old for that
Do you want to get Married: Some day
Do you belive in yourself: I can do it!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What the fuck? Are you the cops?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not this month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: When i drink alcohol, I get drunk!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: I kick ass!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: What kind of sick fucking freak are you. I live forever.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be Happy
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220
Best Clothing Style: I like a sexy girl that can rock the sneaks
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6
Number of CDs I own: Who the fuck took my CDs?
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret most of the stuff, but it was all fun

Well if you didnt read my little survey above, then I guess you want to spell it out on my own. I've lived in Las Vegas for the last 6 years now and I think I've had about 10 different roommates since I've been here. Its true, some times it was because I moved in with a cool person that turns crazy after a few months. Its Vegas! Your going to run into a few crazy people here in Vegas. But for the most part its because once people get here to Vegas they find out its a shit hole and make plans to move away from my little city I like to call Hell's outhouse.

Well more about me! Some people think I'm funny. When I tell a joke, some people crack up. Other people look at me like they want to spit on me. Its probably because my joke was about them. I can talk shit with the best of them. Call me a whore all you want, but I love sex. Who doesn't?

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But my fav is when the girl loves it like this