I AM JUST YOUR TYPICAL MICHIGAN RED NECK "JACK PINE SAVAGE" AT HEART. I LIKE BEING THE PERSON WHO ALWAYS DESTROYS JUDGMENTAL EXPECTATIONS OF MATERIALISTIC MORONS. I OWNED MY OWN FURNITURE BUSINESS FOR TEN YEARS, BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY FOR TWENTY. I MARRIED ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, HAVE TWO AWESOME KIDS. I LIKE STYLE MY HAIR LIKE ITS RADIOACTIVE AND THINK TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS HELP MY GOLF GAME. I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE HIDING MY REAL ME FROM THE FAKE WORLD. AND NOW IT SEEMS I NEVER SHUT MY MOUTH, EVEN WHEN IM ALONE. GUESS THERE IS STILL A LOT OF THINGS I HATED TO SWALLOW THAT NEVER DIGESTED. I BELIEVE IN OLD SCHOOL VALUES, ETHICS, AND TAKING CARE OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO NEEDS HELP, EVEN WHEN SOMETIMES THAT PERSON IS REALLY JUST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME. IF HE IS THAT IS HIS HUMANITY ROTTING AWAY, I PICK UP HITCHHIKERS AND HOLD OPEN DOORS. I SAY THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME AND YES I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD OWN A GUN. I ALSO THINK FORGIVING YOURSELF IS THE HARDEST ORDEAL YOU'LL EVER FACE. I STILL GET ANGRY, SOMETIMES I STILL THROW DOWN, AND THINK ITS A LOSE LOSE. PEDOPHILES AND RAPISTS SHOULD BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED, AND IF THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO WIN THE WAR ON DRUGS THEN STOP SELLING THEM. UNIONS ARE GOOD FOR MEMBERS BUT SUCK FOR CONSUMERS WHO HAVE TO PAY TRIPLE OR MORE TO COMPENSATE FOR WAGES. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS EXISTED AND SO YOU KNOW ITS IN THE BIBLE TOO. AND ANCIENT CAVE PICS. ALIENS ARE REAL AND STOP HERE FOR A GOOD LAUGH WHEN THEY ARE DEPRESSED. I GOT MORE BUT I GOT TIME.