That knocked up lady told me to blog about stuff that was bothering me but I don't want to talk about it so how about some gems from my in box.
Actual subject lines:
1. Tells us where we should send ur funs.
um... directly to my pants?
2. $500,000 in life insurance for just pennies a day.
i refuse to be worth more dead than alive.
3. Stay home with the kids and generate income.
I did that when I was in high school. I called it babysitting.
4. How does your building taste?
*licks walls* mmmm like disappointment.
5. Police openings
6. This is about the money you owe.
7. Get your hair back in as little as 4 weeks.
fuck you, i paid a lot of money to get that stuff lasered off.
8. Michelle's weekend plan; go to compusa.
nu-uh.... i was gonna go see Hair in the park.
9. A birthday wish from betty crocker
My birthday wish is that my fat ass never even heard of Betty crocker.
10. A place for mom at senior living.
happy mother's day mom. We're dumping you in a home. Love you.