That knocked up lady told me to blog about stuff that was bothering me but I don't want to talk about it so how about some gems from my in box.

Actual subject lines:

1. Tells us where we should send ur funs.

um... directly to my pants?

2. $500,000 in life insurance for just pennies a day.

i refuse to be worth more dead than alive.

3. Stay home with the kids and generate income.

I did that when I was in high school. I called it babysitting.

4. How does your building taste?

*licks walls* mmmm like disappointment.

5. Police openings

cavity search?

6. This is about the money you owe.

*deletes*

7. Get your hair back in as little as 4 weeks.

fuck you, i paid a lot of money to get that stuff lasered off.

8. Michelle's weekend plan; go to compusa.

nu-uh.... i was gonna go see Hair in the park.

9. A birthday wish from betty crocker

My birthday wish is that my fat ass never even heard of Betty crocker.

10. A place for mom at senior living.

happy mother's day mom. We're dumping you in a home. Love you.