LMFAO, I really felt her pain on this one. Been there did that, the lid REALLY DOES WORK!!!
2/27/2007
1 question, does anyone else have as much trouble with fast food restaurants as me?
As you all know I have already fired McDonalds like 3 x already now I am forced to have to Fire Long Johns. I tried my luck there for lunch today.
Another very bad mistake.
I ordered my lunch and drive to the window and there stands a toothless probably 20 year old girl with a tattoo on her chest, a earring hanging from 1 nostril and pinkish green hair uncombed.
I ask for shrimp sauce, salt & pepper, vinegar and tarter sauce. You would have thought I asked her for a date with her boyfriend or girlfriend which ever the case may be. She took a very rude loud sigh and threw some pkgs in my sack. I have learned from experience to check my sack before I drive off. She said “IS THERE A PROBLEM”? I might have imagined it but it looked like she was reaching for something in her pocket that somewhat resembled a gun, so I said politely no mam and speed off so they couldn’t get a picture of my new truck for their break room wall like McDonalds’ has. I swear I heard something that sounded like gunshots. I didn’t look back I just kept driving.
Anyways, I pull into the nearest parking lot to eat my lunch and this is what was in my sack.
1 empty salt pack, 1 vinegar, NO SHRIMP SAUCE, NO TARTER SAUCE and 2 pkgs of Ketchup that was stuck together by some type of old dark red gunk.
I thought what the hell, I have been through this before I will make the best of it. As I begin to eat my dry fish and dry shrimp (I refused to use the ketchup due to the germy gunk) I open my coleslaw and look for the plastic fork in the sack. YEP you guessed it no fork. I have learned 1 thing from this lovely experience that the little plastic lid on the coleslaw if you bend just right can be used as a spoon but don’t lose your grip when using it because the slaw will become airborne and hit the ceiling of your new truck. I’m bringing my lunch tomorrow
