Ok, first of all, I can not take credit for writing this series. A girl I work with has composed these from her experiences over the last few months. They just make me laugh my A$$ off so I had to share.
1/27/2007
Got screwed by Mickey D’s again they are up to their old tricks. Had a horrible day yesterday. I broke my tooth on a Sausage McMuffin by biting down on one of those mystery microscopic bones in the sausage. It’s going to cost me $800.00 to get a crown put on. They screwed me out of 1 hasbrown to top that off.
Today I got the nerve up to order 4 hasbrowns because I was starving due to the broken tooth problem and not eating yesterday. Figuring that would be a safe meal. Anyways I pull up and they said it will be a 5 minute wait on your hasbrowns, please pull around and we will bring them out. It was already 7:57 and I have to be at work by 8:00 I said I will just take something else I am not pulling over, they said well you will have to go get back in the mile long line and re-order, I said you have to be kidding me, I am already here at the window, just give a biscuit with no boney sausage, they said you have to pay the difference at window # 2 so you have to pull back around. After wanting to hit them in the face as hard as I could it is now 8:00. I said I’m not leaving without my hasbrowns. By now cars are starting to honk, I’m staving and my freaking tooth is still throbbing. I said look, I order hashbrowns at least 3 times a week, I say the same thing, “Off of the dollar menu I want 2 hasbrowns for a dollar, that’s 2 not 1 and 9 out of 10 times I get 1 freaking hasbrown. In my opinion McDonalds owes me about 74 hasbrowns from last year, and 10 already this year, in the meantime the manager brings me my sack of hasbrowns I knew I was immediately in trouble when I saw the sack was saturated in grease. I made the count, yes 4 hasbrowns. No apology but 4 very greasy hasbrowns. I said I need ketchup and salt, she took a hand full of about 55 ketchups and threw it in my sack, I get to work at 8:07 with my little bag of grease and ketchup and NO FREAKIN SALT. JEEZ, I can’t believe this. I’m done with Micky D’s. They are fired; I would rather eat a Styrofoam fat free rice cake than ever getting in the drive thru again. BASTARDS. And 1 more thing, I am convinced that they put the little Ronald McDonald donations catch area for change directly under their window and initially drop your change in it , and say opps I’m sorry do you want me to come around and make you wait another 5 minutes and get it out for you? Yea a 5 minute wait is really worth a nickel. Stupid McDonalds anyways. So, the point of this story is, when garage sale season starts nobody better even say, let’s stop by McDonalds. It isn’t going to happen.
