WHATSHERFACE's blog: "The fast food series, lol"

LMFAO, I really felt her pain on this one. Been there did that, the lid REALLY DOES WORK!!! 2/27/2007 1 question, does anyone else have as much trouble with fast food restaurants as me? As you all know I have already fired McDonalds like 3 x already now I am forced to have to Fire Long Johns. I tried my luck there for lunch today. Another very bad mistake. I ordered my lunch and drive to the window and there stands a toothless probably 20 year old girl with a tattoo on her chest, a earring hanging from 1 nostril and pinkish green hair uncombed. I ask for shrimp sauce, salt & pepper, vinegar and tarter sauce. You would have thought I asked her for a date with her boyfriend or girlfriend which ever the case may be. She took a very rude loud sigh and threw some pkgs in my sack. I have learned from experience to check my sack before I drive off. She said “IS THERE A PROBLEM”? I might have imagined it but it looked like she was reaching for something in her pocket that somewhat resembled a gun, so I said politely no mam and speed off so they couldn’t get a picture of my new truck for their break room wall like McDonalds’ has. I swear I heard something that sounded like gunshots. I didn’t look back I just kept driving. Anyways, I pull into the nearest parking lot to eat my lunch and this is what was in my sack. 1 empty salt pack, 1 vinegar, NO SHRIMP SAUCE, NO TARTER SAUCE and 2 pkgs of Ketchup that was stuck together by some type of old dark red gunk. I thought what the hell, I have been through this before I will make the best of it. As I begin to eat my dry fish and dry shrimp (I refused to use the ketchup due to the germy gunk) I open my coleslaw and look for the plastic fork in the sack. YEP you guessed it no fork. I have learned 1 thing from this lovely experience that the little plastic lid on the coleslaw if you bend just right can be used as a spoon but don’t lose your grip when using it because the slaw will become airborne and hit the ceiling of your new truck. I’m bringing my lunch tomorrow

She made it almost a month.... 2/23/2007 I know I did this to myself but I figured I would un-fire McDonalds for 1 day because I wanted a salad really bad. HUGE HUGE MISTAKE After waiting in line for 12 minutes I order my salad pull up to the window and very politely (Since I’m pretty sure my picture is up in the break room.)I ask for Croutons. The lady said cutuns? I say No Croutons, she said katans? I said NO CROUTONS, she said I don’t know what krotos are, I said CROUTONS. She said I have to get the manager, she then disappears for 4 full minutes I watched my clock he finally appears with my CROUTONS and practically throws them in my truck. That’s like not knowing what an olive is. So the moral of this story is that I am going to have to re-fire the bastards. I gave then a second chance and look what happened. I’m done with them. As I drove off I swear I observed a small bright flash, I’m sure they a have a picture of my new truck up by picture in their break room. GREAT. BASTARDS.

Ok, first of all, I can not take credit for writing this series. A girl I work with has composed these from her experiences over the last few months. They just make me laugh my A$$ off so I had to share. 1/27/2007 Got screwed by Mickey D’s again they are up to their old tricks. Had a horrible day yesterday. I broke my tooth on a Sausage McMuffin by biting down on one of those mystery microscopic bones in the sausage. It’s going to cost me $800.00 to get a crown put on. They screwed me out of 1 hasbrown to top that off. Today I got the nerve up to order 4 hasbrowns because I was starving due to the broken tooth problem and not eating yesterday. Figuring that would be a safe meal. Anyways I pull up and they said it will be a 5 minute wait on your hasbrowns, please pull around and we will bring them out. It was already 7:57 and I have to be at work by 8:00 I said I will just take something else I am not pulling over, they said well you will have to go get back in the mile long line and re-order, I said you have to be kidding me, I am already here at the window, just give a biscuit with no boney sausage, they said you have to pay the difference at window # 2 so you have to pull back around. After wanting to hit them in the face as hard as I could it is now 8:00. I said I’m not leaving without my hasbrowns. By now cars are starting to honk, I’m staving and my freaking tooth is still throbbing. I said look, I order hashbrowns at least 3 times a week, I say the same thing, “Off of the dollar menu I want 2 hasbrowns for a dollar, that’s 2 not 1 and 9 out of 10 times I get 1 freaking hasbrown. In my opinion McDonalds owes me about 74 hasbrowns from last year, and 10 already this year, in the meantime the manager brings me my sack of hasbrowns I knew I was immediately in trouble when I saw the sack was saturated in grease. I made the count, yes 4 hasbrowns. No apology but 4 very greasy hasbrowns. I said I need ketchup and salt, she took a hand full of about 55 ketchups and threw it in my sack, I get to work at 8:07 with my little bag of grease and ketchup and NO FREAKIN SALT. JEEZ, I can’t believe this. I’m done with Micky D’s. They are fired; I would rather eat a Styrofoam fat free rice cake than ever getting in the drive thru again. BASTARDS. And 1 more thing, I am convinced that they put the little Ronald McDonald donations catch area for change directly under their window and initially drop your change in it , and say opps I’m sorry do you want me to come around and make you wait another 5 minutes and get it out for you? Yea a 5 minute wait is really worth a nickel. Stupid McDonalds anyways. So, the point of this story is, when garage sale season starts nobody better even say, let’s stop by McDonalds. It isn’t going to happen.