Welcome to the final edition of Bethea's Byte before Survivor Series. We are just under 48 hours from WWE's Fall Classic. I have never been more excited about a Survivor Series event since the Main Event Survivor Series Match featured the Hulkamaniacs (Hulk Hogan, Big Boss Man, Tugboat & Hacksaw Jim Duggan) faced the Natural Disasters (Earthquake, Dino Bravo, Haku & Barbarian). I will rundown the card for the 21st annual Survivor Series later in the column. Also, I have decided to leave What Bugs Me on a recurring basis for serious topics. Next week, I will feature my thoughts on the CNN interview with former WWE Champion John Cena and allegations of steroid usage. This week, however, it's my usual suspects: Results recap, Inside Bethea's Head and What to Watch For. Let's get it on!
WWE MATCH RESULTS
World Heavyweight Champion Batista & Undertaker def. World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy, WWE Tag Team Champion Matt Hardy & Rey Mysterio def. Mr. Kennedy, WWE Tag Team Champion & United States Champion MVP & Finlay
Women's Champion Beth Phoenix def. Maria
Mickie James, Michelle McCool & Kelly Kelly def. Melina, Jillian Hall & Layla
Jerry "The King" Lawler def. Santino Marella
Triple H vs. Umaga in a Lumberjack Match was ruled a No Contest
United States Champion & WWE Tag Team Champion MVP & Mr. Kennedy def. The Hardys (Intercontinental Champion Jeff & WWE Tag Team Champion Matt)
Kelly Kelly & Michelle McCool def. Melina & Layla
ECW Champion CM Punk def. Jamie Noble in a Non-Title Match
Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy def. Finlay via DQ
Women's Champion Beth Phoenix & Victoria def. Mickie James & Torrie Wilson
John Morrison & The Miz def. United States Champion MVP & Matt Hardy to win the WWE Tag Team Championship
John Morrison & The Miz def. United States Champion MVP & Matt Hardy to retain the WWE Tag Team Championship minutes after the first match.
Rey Mysteio def. Mr. Kennedy
World Heavyweight Champion Batista def. Mark Henry in a No Disqualification Match
SURVIVOR SERIES--Final Match Card
WWE Championship: Randy Orton© vs. Shawn Michaels
World Heavyweight Championship: "Batista-Undertaker V--HELL IN A CELL" Batista© vs. Undertaker
Traditional Survivor Series Match: TEAM TRIPLE H (Triple H, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio & Kane) vs. TEAM UMAGA (Umaga, MVP, Mr. Kennedy, Finlay & Big Daddy V)
ECW Championship: Triple Threat Match WWE Tag Team Champion The Miz vs. CM Punk© vs. WWE Tag Team Champion John Morrison
The Ultimate David vs. Goliath Match: Hornswoggle (4'4" 136 lbs.) vs. The Great Khali (7'3" 420 lbs.)
10 Divas Tag Team Match: Mickie James, Maria, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool & Kelly Kelly vs. Women's Champion Beth Phoenix, Melina, Jillian Hall, Victoria & Layla
World Tag Team Championship: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch© vs. Cody Rhodes & Hardcore Holly
INSIDE BETHEA'S HEAD
- If the Great Khali defeats Hornswoggle, I would like to see all the little people unite together and riot! (lol)
- Reunited and it feels so good. The Outsiders are back and in full effect. Hey Angle, what is your new "Alliance" gonna do now?
- Serious note: I now see that there are two news sources that are biased in their reporting: one political (FOX News), and one investigative (CNN).
- I've cracked the code. Did you? Find out Monday Night on RAW!
- Can Booker T make the same splash in TNA as he did in WCW and WWE?
- Somebody PLEASE do something with Team 3D and put them where they really belong: contending for a Tag Team Championship!
W2W4 (What To Watch For)
ON TV
Will Batista, Randy Orton, CM Punk, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch return to their respective brands still reigning champions?
Who is coming to Monday Night RAW? Did you crack the code?
Can Kane--or anyone--stop Big Daddy V?
How much more will The Miz put Kelly Kelly through for the date with Balls Mahoney?
ON WWE.com
HELL IN A CELL: What makes it one of--if not THE most feared match in WWE?
Check Undertaker's history in Hell in a Cell
Relive the Batista-Undertaker rivalry
619 in 212: Check Rey Mysterio in New York City celebrating the release of SmackDown vs. RAW 2008.
That's it for this week. Thank you all so much and on behalf of my family and my MAT family, I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be back next week...if I can move after the turkey...and stuffing...and pies...you get what I mean!
Until next time...
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