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ok best as i can tell, this dream starts in my old neighborhood, the one i grew up in as a kid. I see a really pretty girl. The type of girl that may be legal, and may be not, yanno that 18ish barbied up kinda girl that for anyone who has checked ID's at a bar or gas station knows what im talking about when i say questionable.
I'm walking down the street and cuz this is a dream i have no idea what my intentions were at the time, but this girl was playing tennis against her garage door and sprained her ankle just as i was walking by. being the guy i am, i stopped to help. After i hepled her up and help her to her front door (figuring someone would be inside), she invites me in for a gatorade. Innocent enough , right?
ok here's where it gets weird, she starts comin on to me, yanno the gettin close without actually touching me in a sensitive spot, but also flirting the whole time. I'll be honest, its a dream, I didnt stop to ask her age lol. So I make a move and this girl is THE WORST KISSER EVER lol. and about 10 seconds later after we kiss a lil bit she tells me i gotta go before we "go too fast". being the guy i am, i say "ok", and start to leave utterly confused about what she wants. I get about half a block down the road walking, she tackles me and pins me down........ and then i wake up ....... WHAT THE FUCK??
and that is how guys wake up with morning wood........ just sayin ......
