THIS is why i dont particiapte in medical insurance. In an effort to make everything digital, they all fucking left out the "additional notes" section. I've now had to fill out health history for 3 different doctors offices, recieved a phone call as to why I'm not insured and that "its the law" , and now recieved another phone call saying, we have no insurance information on you. WELL NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
all of this...... to get 2 fucking teeth pulled..... Im starting to think I would be better off with a bottle of vodka and a pair of pliers.....
In no particular order.....
this is a classic... but understated laugher... good girl thats never seen attention gets flooded with so much she gets addicted..... shoulda stayed a good girl. I used to pity you, now I laugh at you.
bling chasers..... oh yes, its gotten worse than ever before, the instant a new one comes out.... 18 (vast understatement of the year) statuses go up "i'd love the new bling, send me the new LE bling, can I get (insert name here) bling please?" why dont you just ask for a car , or diapers, or something tangible to help your life? the number of broke hos amaze me. btw I dont care"what you'll do" for bling, the fact thet youre not willing to open up your own pocket book to get what you want is whats amazing, not the fact that you want it.
the 30,40,50 year olds "sick" of drama on fubar..... yanno you don't have to participate in the drama to have a good time on here, some of you even actively encourage it and participate in it WHILE being sick of it...... usually by the time one hits their 30s, 40s, and ESPECIALLY 50s, you grow out of that. Glad to know life is so tough for you, that you can't handle a social website, time to find that rock you crawled out from under and just not be social anymore, you obviously can't handle it lol......yes I laugh at you too.
the dudes that think every woman online is automatically a porn cam girl and treat her as such, AND on that same token every woman that expects to be treated with respect while getting naked for every dude willing to look....... to the dudes: not every woman online is a cam girl willing to get you off, try legit porn siites for that....... to the ho's : if you get naked for every man to see, you deserve to be treated like an internet cam girl would, either get smart and get PAID for getting naked, or keep your damn clothes on! this includes pics for public veiwing, not just being on cam. ..... oh yes, I laugh at both of your types too.
the people that think fubar is some huge profit machine........ ever notice theres NO ADVERTISEMENTS on fubar? who do you think pays for sites to stay up and running relatively problem free day in and day out? on fubar, its the way it should be, the users support the site, not the advertisers. and at that only about 1/8th of the users actually put any money into it. so yes I laugh at you who bitch about the money the site makes.
mumm trolls...... if youve been to the mumms SO much that youve seen every question possible, answered every question possible, and trolled every question possible.... its time to get up and ride a bike, throw a baseball around, or masturbate to porn. DO something constructive with your lives!...... yup I laugh at you too....
"GUD"....... talk about lazy...... lolololololol ........ same token, spell checkers who can't spel...... lololololololol
and finally I laugh at myself for being here SO long I can post a blog like this. Does this mean I'm having humility? HELL NO, I'm better than ANYONE who acts like these morons, even my friends, BUT every one of these things is correctable, its not like I'm on some plane of greatness that unachievable.
If this blog offended you in any way, shape, manner, or form, tough cookies, batman! Some of my friends participate in 1 or more of these things and you either need to get it together, unfriend me, or be prepared to see these occasional blogs when I laugh at you.
that is all, MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!
horny dudes: be thankful for the droopy titties some tramp shows you
bling beggin chicks: be thankful for all the rediculously irrelevant bling and crap you get on here
slutty bling beggars: be thankful for clothes
that is all
What is an anti politician, you ask?
Easy, someone who calls it like they see it, without fear of reprocussion, at the same time being respectful about it.
In this day and age, at least in america, politics has been more and more about who can sound smarter and say nothing at the same time. Politicans try their best to not put themselves in a corner, absolutely not stand up for anything, and when being pinned down, do their best to spin the blame to the other side of the political aisle. Most of us have our head up our butts worrying about who miley cyrus twerked and for how many cookies to even pay attention to this. Not that its entirely about miley cyrus, but she is the most recent example of stylistic nothingness.
In fact, STYLE, is the main reason things have gotten so messed up in america. Everyone worried about how they can look as cool (or hot) as possible doing anything, even going to the legnths of sacrificing the quality of what they do, just to look good doing it. It comes from everyone's asperation to be famous in some way, shape, or form. We all would love our 15 minutes of fame, because of the great attention those who are famous in general recieve. It has now gotten to the point where we sacrificing everything for that fame.
I could go down the list of recent references, but that is far too long of a list so I'll only use three examples to keep it short and make the point.
1. A man in florida kills his wife, writes about it on facebook proudly boasting he killed his wife, showing no remorse. I used to ask myself, why would someone do such a thing? Given today's culture, I no longer ask myself that question.
2. miley cyrus (since i used her above) twerks with robin thicke on stage at the MTV music video awards. of course we know why she did it, hannah montana just wasnt cutting it anymore, she needed MORE fame than she already had, sacrificing dignity to do it.
3. the countless women of fubar who beg, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, for bling, bling packs, LE bling. its all an attempt to have nice sparkly things, that dont mean jack when people leave this site. The things many women will do to get bling and bling packs is just terrible. SOME STRIPPERS have more dignity. Because these women are willing to sacrifice their dignity, they no longer commmand respect, they merely demand it.
I could demand respect too, but i think commmanding respect is a much better option. What is the difference, between demanding respect and commanding respect? another easy one, anyone can DEMAND anything, at any time, for any reason, and not get it. One who COMMANDS respect, does NOT have to say word, it is afforded to them through their own deeds, given freely to them without an ounce of thought put into it.
So here I sit, on one of the most style-heavy websites, a man of substance, the anti-politician, with a mere handful of friends whom i can respect, and given today's culture, its not any better off fubar, than it is ON fubar.
When you have a job you love, youre stuck there for life...... when youre stuck there for life, bad things happen...... when bad things happen, you get pissed off and want to take it out on someone...... when you get pissed off and want to take it out on someone , you come to fubar...... when you come to fubar your life becomes an emotional wreck...... DONT become an emotional wreck.
now go buy directTV
You upload "suggestive photos" including nudes in which you cover the "vital" areas with a hand or arm. Then you say you expect to get treated like a lady.
To that I say, I will make suggestive commments, and I expect you to treat me like a gentleman.
oh and for anyone that says its not the same thing, you are completely delusional. It is EXACTLY the same message sent to each other, one with pics, one with words, but the same message.
Present yourself in the manner you wish to be treated, or shut your trap when someone says something offensive. got it,kiddos?
This actually kept me up a bit stewing last night........ and things on fubar NEVER do that to me. That's just to give you an idea of how serious I take this.
There is a candle light vigil picture that spread like wildfire (pun intended) with the incorrect spelling of the name of the town.
Now I understand there may be some ignorance out there if you dont live in th U S and maybe do not see this story every day since its happened BUT I see a growing trend of people attempting to show everyone in their peer group that they care. It happens quite often on fubar, as well as other places, particularly online. Every time something tragic happens, I see a glut of candlelight vigil pics, ribbons pics.
Now DO NOT misunderstand, I am NOT suddenly calling everyone that posts a pic like that uncaring. However, there are pics that get it right and pics that do not get it right. If you want to honor someone , ANYONE, the details matter. That also means putting thought into what pics you choose to spread or do not spread. When something tragic happens like what happened in Newtown, CT, I think its vitally important that the global community not only says they care, but shows they care. In the grand scheme of life its a little thing, but its a little thing that counts to everyone that lives there.
I urge you all to do what you can, if you go to a local church, or even if you dont, you can find one nearby, donate at the very least some time to organizing and sending either money to help rebuild, or , if you can like I did in my case (mostly because i dont have a dime to my name at the moment) donate your time to send grief counsellors to help the families in this time of crisis. If there is another avenue in your community, (besides church, i know some of you hate those places) use it!
Don't let what happened in Newtown, or Auoroa, or any other place be "just another tragic event" to show everyone around you that you care. Show the people NOT around you that you care, by dong what you can to help and aid those who have been hurt.
*gloomy mysterious music, while a young couple is about to make out in central park*
3 seconds into making out, girl freaks out cuz he touched her boob and she wasn't ready....... in the process discovers a 14 year old boy face down inthe dirt with a corn on the cob shoved up his ass.
olivia & elliot show up "so what we got?"
"teenage male, found face down, with a vegatable where the sun dont shine"
olivia ponders who could do such a terrible thing with the existential dilemna of him being male and probably deserving it in some way.
elliot stands there in the most manly way possible showing his navy poppeye crackerjack froearm tattoo. (gets the women interested)
back at the station, the captail yells at them for something, everyone sees the ugly guy and wonders how he got an acting gig
ice T shows up "sup, I'm a gangsta cop........ w3rd"
oh look the uber hot DA that the men fap to and the women flick their bean to
at this poinmt no one cares about the episode, everyone is busy masturbating for the next 7 and a half minutes
hey they solved the case!
produced by dick wolf
These are just the statuses i saw and i have a lil over 1k friends.
the statuses that asked/begged for something monitary (that means cost money for those in the mumms lol) without offering something substantial in return.
the tally did not include those mocking the beggars. they did however , include those using nsfw pics as trade simply because i value nsfw as worthless. sorry thats just how it is, the 3 hottest women on the site dont show skin or offer it in trade for bling, and the rest of ya arent worth paying money to a website for, if ur offended, go for a run or get that plastic surgery ya need lol.
178 DIFFERENT statuses, a few by the same people, but a different status each time. all of them begging for bling packs or blings themselves and offereing NOTHING in return.
Let me tell you something about being nice, at least as most normal, sane people see it, we are nice when WE want to be nice, not when YOU ask for it. If that happens at the same time, i assure you it had nothing to do with your status outside of merely showing your existance. Which means if u hadn't begged you probably would have gotten something from me anyway.
all of you that posted those, wanted something for nothing. Some of you rely on your looks (and i dont just mean nsfw's). If you cant afford to trade something of value, (even a salute has limited value of aknowledgement), then you dont "need" this or "need" that. Get off your lazy butts, get a job, pay your bills, and then offer trades for blings if you are gonna do deals.
Those of you guys feeding into the begging, start thinking with your wallet a bit more, do what politicians wont, think with your wallet.
THIS is why I dont spend another dime on here, sorry to my friends that i used to give stuff to and may want to give stuff to, I just cant afford it anymore. I will not spend a little money to get nothing, and I sure as HELL wont spend a lot of money to get a little. Your false popularity, and it is false, no one gives crap outside fubar, isnt worth my dollars, ever.
end day 6 of vacation, goodnight
1. everyone will now pay taxes on everything they consume, 10% not just eating, but using in general, you buy a car , 10 % tax, u buy a home 10 % tax, no exceptions. all other taxes, income, capital gains, death tax, property tax are now null and void. Tax "loopholes" are now also null and void. If expendatures by the governemt exceed the tax money taken in, all areas, with no exception, of the government will be cut until the budget is balanced. States may add 2% state consumption tax and counties and cities may each add a 1% consumption tax. Making no one's tax being more than 14 % addition to what they actually consume. Considering most tax payers now will keep 30-50 % more of what they make under this policy everyone should be able to afford this regardless of how much they make. Since food and water is the most essential thing to living it will be taxed at HALF the rate across the board, as all other items.
2. marriage will no longer be recognized by the state, religions will be free to marry whomever however they please and those marriages will only be recognized by the religion they are married within.
3. all guns will be legal, the death penalty will be legal in all states with an express lane for obvious offenders (see batman dude).
4. no forms of energy will be supsidized by the government, if your energy works, youll get paid for it, if it doesnt work, tough shit.
5. all unecessary programs to the function of government itself will be cut. goverment will exist to defend out borders, police our streets, and handle our emergencies, no more, no less. States, counties, and cities will now handle all safety-net programs and will have to run them at max-efficieny. Charties will now be allowed to participate in the assistence of safetey net programs with no restrictions as they see fit.
6. there will be no minimum wage. Cost of living will dramticly drop due to policy 1.
7. foriegn policy will NOT be determined on the basis of domestic economics. If you pose a threat to us, we will give you 14 days to abandon the threat or abandon the country in which you live, we will then take all actions necessary to dispose of the threat in the most humane way possible, but make NO mistkake, the threat will be eliminated. The time of america fearing anyone is over.
8. No senator, congressman, mayor, governor, president, or any other elected postion can be held any longer than 2 terms in any one position. No term length will exceed 6 years, but term lengths will be allowed to be shorter if the congress/senate, or state congress/senate votes as such. (sorry all you good guys out there but in order to curb the majority of bad guys' power this must be done, this keeps corruption to a minimum)
9. voter ID will now be in efffect, you must present identification to vote. legal ID's must be given by the minimum of a legal birth certificate and social security card. ID's must be photo ID. and confirmed to be registered BEFORE being allowed to vote. Criminals will now be allowed to vote IF they have served their full time, paid their full restitution, and not be on restrictive list of any sort, for instance probation, paroll, or sex offender registry.
10. all government employees will act in a professional manner at all times including during campaigns, any campaigner caught in a flat out lie, will be disqualified from running for office for a minimum of ten years.
11. all offices are subject to recall, the terms of recall will be set according to adhering of law, differing political opinion will no longer be an exceptable reason for racall in any position.
12. lawsuits will be limited for all types, direct damage plus up to $5,000. "potential" pain and suffering will no longer be considered. (again sorry for those of you who have truly been wronged, but its another case of the pendelum swinging too far the other way, this is a long term benefit)
Not a complicated plan, but well thought-out, not a plan that will get me elected either cuz it tells a lot of people no. Thats something people dont want to hear very much. Happy reading I'll respond as the comments come in.