Words Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word
women use to end an argument
when they are right and you
need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is
getting dressed, this means
a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five
minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes
to watch the game before
helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm
before the storm. This means
something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually
end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare,
not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually
a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3) for the
meaning of nothing.
6.) That's Okay: This is one of
the most dangerous statements
a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants
to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you
will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking
you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way
of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing
it herself. This will later
result in a man asking,
"what's wrong",
(for the woman's response refer to # 3.)
Send this to the men you know,
to warn them about arguments
they can avoid if they remember
the terminology.
Send this to all the women you
know to give them a good laugh,
cause they know its true .
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