This was too cute not to share.
It's funny, I had received this
in an email.
Wal Mart Applicant revealed...
Below is an actual job application
that this 75 year old senior citizen
submitted to Walmart in California .
They hired him because he was funny.....
NAME:
Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for
the right woman
(or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION:
Company President or Vice President.
But seriously, whatever's available.
If I was in a position to be picky,
I wouldn't be applying here in the
first place
DESIRED SALARY:
$185,000 a year plus stock options
and a Michael Ovitz style severance
package. If that's not possible,
make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION:
Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY:
A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen
pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING:
It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
Any.
PREFERRED HOURS:
1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday,
and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to
a more intimate environment .
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS
THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
UP TO 50 lbs.
?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question
here would be
'Do you have a car that runs?'
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS
OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the
Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes,
so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?:
On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING
IN FIVE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously
wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel
who thinks I'm the greatest thing
since sliced bread.
Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE:
7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE
AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?:
Oh yes, absolutely.
***Old People Rock! ***
loool have a wonderful day hehehe
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