Man was sick and tired of going
to work everyday while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what She
went through everyday,
so he prayed.....
Dear Lord:
I go to work everyday for 8 hours,
while my wife merely stays home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch
with mine for a day!!
Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.
The next morning the man woke
as a woman. He got up:
cooked breakfast for his mate,
got the kids up,
set out their clothes,
fed them, got their lunches
packed up and drove them to
school.
Came home, picked up dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners,
stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
stopped at the store to grocery shop.
He drove home,
put away groceries,
paid the bills,
balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the litter box,
and bathed the dog.
By this time it was already 1:00 pm.
So he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, and dust.
AND....
sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to school to pick up the kids
and got into an arguement with them
on the way home.
He set out cookies and milk,
and organized them to get their
homework done.
He set up ironing board and started
ironing.
At 4:30,
he started peeling potatos and
washing vegetables for a salad,
breaded porkchops and snap beans.
After supper.....
He cleaned kitchen,
ran dishwasher,
bathed the kids,
got them to bed.
It is now....9:00pm.
He was exhausted and although
his daily chores Weren't finished,
he went to bed, where he was
expected to make love,
which he managed to get
through without a complaint.
The next morning....
he awoke and immediately kneeled
by the bed and said...
"oh Lord..
I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to be envious of
my wife being home all day.
Please, oh please trade us back!!!"
Amen
The Lord in his infinite wisdom, r
eplied back,
"My son, I feel that you have learned
your lesson, and will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.
But....you will have to wait 9 months,
though. You got pregnant last night!"
Ladies....
men really need to watch what they
ask for.
Who said God doesn't have
a sense of humor?
