GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.
PART 2 -
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
Addendum: I have to say that I take issue with the woman between 51 and 60 being haunted by past mistakes! I'm sorry, I believe in no regrets!! Mistakes are only difficult learning experiences to be gained from just the same!!!! Glorious learning experiences, with much knowledge gained!
I am now off my Soap Box! Amen!