Why Cats Are Better Than Men
>^,,^< A cat always hits the litter box.
>^,,^< You have a better chance of training a cat.
>^,,^< You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
>^,,^< If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you.
>^,,^< You can de-claw a cat...try to get a guy to clip his toe nails.
>^,,^< It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
>^,,^< A cat knows you're the key to his happiness...a man thinks HE is the key to your happiness.
