"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery


Everything I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
- Abraham Lincoln

This is so true but my dad gets a little of the credit too.


"Perhaps love, is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery


"There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."
- Johnny Depp


"Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again intheir arms"
- De Finod


"I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up."
- Anonymous


To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart.


"The Irish are the only people who can not be helped by psychoanalysis."
- Sigmund Freud

(That is so true; we're all crazy!)


War-battered dogs are we,
Fighters in every clime;
Fillers of trench and of grave,
Mockers bemocked by time.
War-dogs hungry and grey,
Gnawing a naked bone,
Fighters in every clime
Every cause but our own
- Emily Lawless, With the Wild Geese


Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.


I'm weird but around here, it's not noticeable.


I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.


Reality is the leading cause of stress, for those in touch with it.


Happy is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused.


A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?!


If you can't laugh at yourself then you leave the job to others.


"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."
- Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in Harvey


"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be," - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."
- Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in Harvey


"I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living
than live while I'm dead"
- Jimmy Buffett


My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.


Sometimes I think I understand women, then I regain consciousness.


Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
- Vaclav Ha


"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
- Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)


If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.


Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."


I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost.


Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you that?


It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.


I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn't allowed to talk to strangers.


Lead me not into temptation, because I can find it all by myself.


It's never too late to have a happy childhood.


The more I learn about women the more I love them. I think I will keep studying.


"The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it. You might as well expect the rivers to run backward as that any man who was born a free man should be contented when penned up and denied liberty to go where he pleases."
- Chief Joseph (Hinmaton-Yalatkit) Nez Percé leader


"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."
- Angela Monet


I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth. Just to see if all those women were telling me the truth.


"Teach us to delight in simple things, and mirth that has no bitter springs; Forgiveness free of evil done, and love to all men 'neath the sun."
- Rudyard Kipling


"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity."- Edgar Allen Poe


"Of all the earthly music, that which reaches farthest into heaven is the beating of a truly loving heart."
- Henry Ward Beecher