Ray was going to be married to Mimi,
so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Ray, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I
took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,
'Here - try these on' She did and said,
'These are too big I can't wear them.’
I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never
had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Ray. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Ray took off his pants and said to Mimi,
"Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Ray said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Mimi took off her pants and handed them to Ray.
She said, "Here-you try on mine."
Ray tried them on and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Mimi said, "Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
And she lived happily ever after. The End
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby ... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop,
she jumped up-and-down ... and squealed ... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers ... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes,
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know ... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men ... are men.
HAVE A GREAT DAY MY CHERRY FRIENDS :))
