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I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

“I want to live forever.” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!”

“You crafty bastard.” said the fairy.

I know that this is hot topic right now nation wide . For us people that support our rights to Keep and bear arms. Should take a stand and fight . The government wanting to ban military style sport rifles and limit the capacity of rounds to 10 per magazine. is a bunch of crap .You look at it my 22 rifle holds 20 rounds . so does that mean its a sport rifle .. I support the right to bears arms . I proud to say that all of my children know how to shoot every firearms we own . and are better shoots then me. I have the right to c/c but does that mean im going to do so no unless i see fit .. I know alot of ppl out there dont care for guns well you dont have to like them but they do protect you no matter what way you look at it . I want to be able to protect my family and property when i deem it proper to do so . just my thoughts !!

A cowboy is riding across the plains of the Old West, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.

``You have been sentenced to death,'' said the Chief, ``but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests.''

The cowboy thought for a minute and said, ``Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse.''

``Give him his horse,'' said the Chief.

The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods...

``Second wish,'' said the Chief.

``I'll need my horse again,'' said the cowboy.

``Give him his horse,'' said the Chief.

Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on its back.

The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods...

``This is your last wish,'' said the Chief, ``make it a good one.''

``I'll need my horse again.''

``Give him his horse,'' said the Chief.

The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head and put his face right up to the horse's.

``Look, it's POSSE, ok, POSSE!!!''

JOKE

A woman is making love to her lover in her house during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

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Well you know that your getting old when no one makes a fuss over you birhtday any more..... My birthday is comeing up in 4 day and to my family its christmas eve!!!!!!!!!Not my birthday .....It will ok i guess. So i will live.. well anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME .. If for some reason.. they change the mind i will let you al know have a great christmas all
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