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One Wish

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

“I want to live forever.” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!”

“You crafty bastard.” said the fairy.

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