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once a long time ago there was this dude walking and he was just like just kind of humming to him self whem he stumbles on someone singing so he thought well im just look a little an see who it is , so this rather sharp looking dude walks up slowly and peeks around the corner of a really big rock just as he does this female yells behind him and says HEY MR, DUDE UMM GUY WHAT EVER YOUR NAME IS WATCHYA LOOKING AT ??? he says well , first i need to go shake out my pant leg , then we will talk ok , she female says ok , so the dude goes by the pond and get a ,, umm well a uhh oh right ,,,, bucket of water to rinse out his pants, so he stainding there lower half nakie and , the female comes around and says hey whats taking so lond , wow is that your ,,,,,,,,holy thats sooooo big,,,,,,,,,,,,,, umm she blushes , and says ,,,,,sw , sw, ,,sword ??, he looks at her and is like , heyyyyyyyyyyy do you mind , oh ,,, wait , yes thats my sword so he finishes drying his pants by the fire she made he falls sleep waiting , a short time late he awakes to laughter and and see his pants caught fire and are burnt up so now he's standing there and no pants on , she says well i have this piece of cloth you can wear for now , he's like , umm no thanks , i'll just be so they start to walk and she grabs his butt , he says , umm why did you do that , she saays , well idk , the dude stops and says , whats your name anyway she says well you can call me ummmmmmmmmmm welllll hmmmm , he says ok hmmmm lets go shall we ,,,she says hmmm's not my name , as they carrie on he see's a set of foot prints he has only seen once , but as a child he knows what those mean , so he pulls hmm aside for a min , and sys . those tracks , that means nothing good will come of them . so they vere off to the left and quietly go through the bushes then she (hmm) starts to giggle , and he dude stops , what the hell is so funny ?? she says you are with your man hanging down and that sexy butt , its hard not to , some , as he was about to answer her he suddle fell onto a pile of died fish and try as he may there was no way in hell he's getting back up so he just figres i'll just slide around , she just fall on the ground laughing at him cause as he sliding , , doing diff poses of people then blam , into a tree his eyes cross and ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, he's out , ,,, part one of this story , mh4e !!
