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Why can't a bicicle stand up ? ,,, because it's two tired .
A will is a dead give away .
I went to a concert by the bermuda symphoney orchestra ,
they played the coconuts beautifully but the triangle kept dissappearing .
My car radio only gets talk shows , i think it needs a tune up !
I tryed to catch some fog ,, however i mist !
Why aren't koalas bear ? because they don't meet the koalifications !
Teacher : didn't you hear mme calling you ?
Student : yes but you told me to never talk back !
Girl : what are you reading ?
Boy : a mystery
Girl :but that's a math book
Boy : it's a mystery to me !
these are not my thoughts but i shared them anyway ,,
cheers everyone and merry christmas ,, the viking ,, (MH4E)
Reporter on the campaign trail ,after it's all said and done ,, more it usually said than done !
What goes up but never comes down ? ones age !
One worm says to the other ,, follow me i know a a place we eat dirt cheap and as moch as we want !
Teacher ,, i hope i didn't see you looking at someones elses answers ,, student ,, i hope you didn't see me either !
If it's zroe degrees outside today , and tomorrow's twice as cold , how cold will it be ?
How did the 2 stirngs do in the race ? ,, they tied !
What do you use to fix a broken tomato? , tomato paste !
If ingorance is bliss , then why isn't there more happy people ?What word is always pronounced wrong ,,,,,,, wrong !
Why didn't the physics teacher marry the biology teacher ? their chemistry just wasn't right !
What did the lovestruck cat say to the man of her dreams ? O romeow romeow , where art thou Romeow !
They told me that i had blood type A ,but it turd out to be a type-O !
Did you hear about the invisable man who marrried the invisable wife ? well their kids aren't seen to much either !
Terry ,, say something sort and sweet to me ,, janine ,, whispers marshmellows !
If two's company and 3's a crowd what 4 and 5 ,,,,,,,, 9 !
Scientists recently located the gene for military aptitude , they would have found it soone but it was camouflaged !
If cowhands can be deranged , then can electricians be delitghted ?
What's the most important lesson to learn in chemistry class ? never lick the spoon !
Why doesn't oysters give to charity? because their shellfish !
How is a hospital gown like insurance ? ,, your never covered as much as you think !
Opportunity may only knock once ,, but temptaion rongs the bell foreverb !
What would a chair look like if you knees bent the other way ?
What did one candle say to the other ? you make me so hot that i'm melting !
A bird does not sing because it has the answer ,, it sings because it has a song !
i hope you have enjoyed these ,, these are my thought's ,, m,h,f,e !
The only time people suffer from car sickness is when payments are due !
There's a new alarm clock for actors ,, it doesn't ring it applauds !
Middle age ,, when one gets cereal for the fibre not the toys !
What stays in the corner but travels the world ,, a stamp !
What do lawyers where to court ,, lawsuits !
Teacher ,, class when i ask you a Q , everyone answer ar once (how much is 6x3 ?
class ( at once) !
Man on one rivver bank: excuse me i need your help to get to the other side ,,
Man on the other bank ,, you already are on the other side !
,, these aren't my thoughts from a local coffee paper
cheers everyone MH4E !
I'm tired of being alone , going to sleep alone , waking up alone ,
no one to hang out with , no one to cuddle with , no one to go out
for coffee , walks , dinner , bike rides with , no one to say good
morning to or good night ,, no one to just have and hold or really
long hugs ,, no one , nothing , zippitydouda , squat ,,, tired of being alone
mhv, aka mh4e's thoughts ,,,, be safe everyone !
today (after midnight) i will embark on a new journey , with a motley crue , and i hope i don't get poisoned by ac on helloween near the iron maiden where the hammerfalls and i will walk with judas priest , i accept the hardline in which i must follow , edguy will be waiting with the stratovarius , cinderella and britney fox will dance with pretty maids , down beside the bon fire to get some warmth and rest ,,,as i conitinue on , i see a def leppard near fifth angel wear there is a cave which i want to gain the dragon force and in which i will learn the firewind . From there i will try to avoid harlots web moving on to babylon a.d. and witness the powersurge and all its shockwaves as i cont, ill meet up with the gaurdian , chrissy steel , savannah , and a bunch of killer dwarfs doing sweet fa the annihilator waits for his chance to go haywire and a whitesnake goes by unnoticed, then a jester and a trixter came by with a fates warning about a slaughter with a lillian axe causing a quiet riot , soon the ozzy man comith and waves his thunderstone and steelheart, says there will be no megadeth ! but some scropions and a black'n'blue twisted sister who would love to rise as high as the queensryche , will only make it as far as mad margret , rainbow is shining in the great white . a bangalore choir see's white zombie, kiss, green jelly and this took place at baton rouge ! They just thought it was all just a bunch of childsplay . dirty deeds were taking place in a metal church surrounded by slik toxic where sleeze bees made their home .
hello my peeps ,,,,well i guess single is where my life will be forever on here or in real ,
thats ok i have accepted it ,, i was destoned to be alone , i knew that a long time ago
but i thought if i really tried i could change that , well i was just lieing to my self so i
give up i'm not likely gonna find the one i am looking for and probably never will , so
i can stop pretending to myself and just move on forward alone , i gave up on music
eccept for the listening part , there's no one for me , i have accepted that , don't get
me wrong , not going to do myself in , but i have just stopped day dreaming about a
relationship that's never going to happen !
these are my thoughts , the viking mtlhd4ever , peace all .
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with sadness and broken hearts our pet bird of nearly 20 years had passed on
to a higher plain , may he enjoy all his new friends and other bird buddies to
sing and chirp with , it will be very hard to get used to the silence for the first
while , as time goes on , he will not be forgoten and missed greatly , funny
but slightly weird , that was his way of being him , as i am writing this i will
miss him a great deal , i promised myself i wasn't going to get to emotional
but the silence is going to be the hardest part to over come , i know he is in
a better place now , no one can hurt him ,,no one can hold him back or down
or ever keep him bound to be free , FLY AND BE FREE MY FRIEND !
we will miss you ,, the silence will be very hard !!
if i never met you i would never have wrote this ,
i have seen the 2 of you together for 30 yrs this ,
is a life time for some , not nearly for others
your life was cut wayyyyyyyyy to short , we will all
miss your cawkyness , your love, your plant expierence
your bold and brave , but also your understanding of
some things crazy , some things rather bizzar , but
most of all we'll just miss you , r,i,p !!
yo my peeps i write for everyone , that you miss ,
( fam, friends or just someone you just met) ,
these words are for my cuz's wife , but you can use them
anytime, pls note that i have chosen to put them here these
are my thoughts ,, THE METAL VIKING (MH4E) cheers pne and all !!
To spend a hour with you would be nice ,
to spend a day with you would be fun ,
to spend a week with you would be awesome ,
to spend a month with you would be interesting ,
to spend a year with you would be a challange ,
to spend a lifetime together with you would be
magical , are you up for some magic ??
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together