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Reporter on the campaign trail ,after it's all said and done ,, more it usually said than done !
What goes up but never comes down ? ones age !
One worm says to the other ,, follow me i know a a place we eat dirt cheap and as moch as we want !
Teacher ,, i hope i didn't see you looking at someones elses answers ,, student ,, i hope you didn't see me either !
If it's zroe degrees outside today , and tomorrow's twice as cold , how cold will it be ?
How did the 2 stirngs do in the race ? ,, they tied !
What do you use to fix a broken tomato? , tomato paste !
If ingorance is bliss , then why isn't there more happy people ?What word is always pronounced wrong ,,,,,,, wrong !
Why didn't the physics teacher marry the biology teacher ? their chemistry just wasn't right !
What did the lovestruck cat say to the man of her dreams ? O romeow romeow , where art thou Romeow !
They told me that i had blood type A ,but it turd out to be a type-O !
Did you hear about the invisable man who marrried the invisable wife ? well their kids aren't seen to much either !
Terry ,, say something sort and sweet to me ,, janine ,, whispers marshmellows !
If two's company and 3's a crowd what 4 and 5 ,,,,,,,, 9 !
Scientists recently located the gene for military aptitude , they would have found it soone but it was camouflaged !
If cowhands can be deranged , then can electricians be delitghted ?
What's the most important lesson to learn in chemistry class ? never lick the spoon !
Why doesn't oysters give to charity? because their shellfish !
How is a hospital gown like insurance ? ,, your never covered as much as you think !
Opportunity may only knock once ,, but temptaion rongs the bell foreverb !
What would a chair look like if you knees bent the other way ?
What did one candle say to the other ? you make me so hot that i'm melting !
A bird does not sing because it has the answer ,, it sings because it has a song !
i hope you have enjoyed these ,, these are my thought's ,, m,h,f,e !
