As part of my diet strategy, I am switching to more high protein choices rather than the typical carbohydrate laden goods. This got me to thinking, I am basically declaring a war on chickens.
In the morning I will eat their young, scrambled, with a little salsa on it, and some turkey bacon, because everyone knows Turkeys are chicken sympathisers.
For lunch and dinner I will be having the adults, grilling up breasts alongside vegetables (after all, I'm a boob man, I dont eat the Cock)
So basically, I'll be taking out one chicken and four possible a day, take that chickens!