Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

Have you ever thought to yourself:  "Hey I wish I could take huge mountain sized poops."  Well let me tell you the secret;  take up running and eat two bowls of air popped popcorn a day.  In no time you'll be the bane of the guy who has to clean the crappers in the gym.

Also, my wallet is really hard to close when you have $1,000 in twenties in it.   Though I suppose it would be just as hard to close with $50 in ones.  The latter being a more realistic scenario.  I'm no rainmaker with this wallet!