1.Drama doesnít follow us, it rides on our back
2.If we could bottle your luck we would have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands
3.The earlie bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese....
4. A juggalo/ette will come and bail you out of jail...but a HOMIE will be sittiní next to you sayin,
"DAMN...WE F**KED UP!"
5.Im not a bad person...I just DO bad thingz...
its so cute that you think i care
and yet every time i see you i canít help but laugh at your
7.Save a cow...
Eat a vegeterian
8.Guys always talk about other guys farting but never girls. why? because any guy lucky enough to witness a girl fart doesnít live to talk about it."
9.Iím not crazy...iím just stupid
10.Next time someone gives you an ugly face..... give one right back thats ten time worse
11.My mom allways said,"Dont forget to wear clean underwear,when you go out, in case you get hit by a bus"...yea mom like my underwears going to be clean when i see a 10 ton bus coming at me, lol..
12.Havin fun in the sun getin laid in the shade
13.Everyone does stupid things in high school! Itís like a requirement or something...
14.Once they told me i was a little,till i stoled a cow
15.I am 100% Positive that I have always been 100% Negative about everything
16.One of my friends told me I would go to jail for stabbing someone when I was older and I was like why would I stab someone when thereís these fancy gadgets called guns!!!!
17.Im so happy with him. that girl thinks she can break us apart but what she doesnt know is if she trys again iíll break her face. ha:
18.To be a hero, you donít have to have the ability to fly.
You have to have the ability to love...and make people laugh, smile, and feel truly happy.
In other words, you have to be...
19.DONíT HATE ME BECAUSE IíM BEAUTIFUL
HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS
20.A CUTE GUY CAN OPEN MY EYES
A SMART GUY CAN OPEN MY MIND
ONLY A LOVING GUY CAN OPEN MY HEART.
21.Love comes and goes...
but friends stay forever..
22.ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
GOD MADE ME PRETTY..
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??
23.When people dont lagh at the same thing we do, weíll never say you had to be there. weíll say you have to be mentally retarted like us to understand!!!
24.Men are like purses they are cute, full of crap, and replacable!!!
25.You can enjoy your life by doing whatever comes in your mind first. Do it. Even if itís VERY childish. Atleast when you grow up theyíll be there as memories to make u smile and laugh.<3
26.Peanut butter is for kids,
peanut butter is just for us.
so let it show all over our face.
so lets just say this.
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
27.When French people swear do they say íexcuse my Englishí?
28.Friends are like condoms they are there when things get hard...............: hahaha funny
life is like a dic it gets hard and when you die all the hardness gos away what a BUMMER....
29.Sometimes me think, "What is friend?" And then me think, "Friend is what last chocolate chip cookie is for." -Cookie Monster
30.Sex is like a joke....some people get it and some people dont.
31.Their was a condom and a tampon
the condom said "you always mess up my buisness for 5 days dont you!"
the tampon then said. . . "yeah but when you screw up, i loose my job for 9 months!"
32.Haha, im running with scissors! ow, my eye!
33.WHIPS AND CHAINS BELONG IN THE BEDROOM NOT THE CIRCUS!!!!!!!!!!!
34.I know this sounds mean...but...can you drown a fish?And if so do you drown it with air or water?It sounds so mean!
35.In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run, my little retard friend, run
36.If Cinderellas glass slipper fit so perfectly‚
I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I cant help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince‚��s affections....
tst tsk tsk
old flirting style...
37.Sweetie you didnít hurt me,
You just proved to me i could do so much better!
38.So if blonde moments are when those of us not blonde do something stupid, are brunette moments when blondes do something smart?