country1982's blog: "are you a red neck"

TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER                                              
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> A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.  A while later a Priest came
along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This

is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

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> The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy

Water.  If you take some of this                                      
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> Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a
healthy
baby."                                                                

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> The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it
on
a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson