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ASSES AND CAMELS

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

God help us.

We ought to have this done in needle-point and hanging over every mantle in the nation!!!





1. "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."~Thomas Jefferson






2. "Those who trade liberty for security have neither." ~ John Adams



3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

4. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.



5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

6. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.



7.. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

8. Know guns, know peace, know safety.

No guns, no peace, no safety.



9. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.

13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

14. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you NOT understand?



15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.

16. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

17. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.



IF YOU AGREE, PASS THIS 'REFRESHER' ON TO TEN FREE CITIZENS.



FHFH

New eNewsletter!
Farmers and Hunters Feeding the Hungry
Dear Friends,

The first issue of our new eNewsletter is now available! All you need to do is click the link below and the eNewsletter PDF file will download from our website to your web browser. From there you can read it, save it, print it, share it, etc.

2009 Nov/Dec FHFH eNewsletter (please allow 10-20 seconds to download if you have a high speed connection and longer if you have dial-up)

If you would like to submit any photos or content related to the donation of deer and feeding the hungry through FHFH we'd love to feature them in a future issue. Please email submissions to: denise@fhfh.org.
 
 
Take care and God bless,
Josh Wilson
FHFH Operations Director

Prevent Swine Flu - Good Advice
       
Neti pots and sinus rinse kits are available at the drug store and relatively inexpensive….under $15.  
       
Dr. Vinay Goyal is an MBBS,DRM,DNB (Intensivist and Thyroid specialist) having clinical experience of over 20 years. He has worked in institutions like Hinduja Hospital , Bombay Hospital , Saifee Hospital , Tata Memorial etc. Presently, he is heading our Nuclear Medicine Department and Thyroid clinic at Riddhivinayak Cardiac and Critical Centre.
       
The following message given by him, I feel makes a lot of sense and is important for all to know.

       

The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible to avoid coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.

       

While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):

       

1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).

       

2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach.. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap)..
       
3. *Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). *H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.

       

4. Similar to 3 above, *clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. *Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but *blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.*

       

5. *Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). *If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.

               

6.. *Drink as much of warm liquids (tea, coffee, etc) as you can. *Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.

       



the date is set for 10/26/2009 around 6 PM i'm meeting with the carver and he will have his carvings with him for me and anyone else to see and buy. you can buy them at wholesale price on this day prices will go up to retail should i decide to sell them for him...

Michael Bell this will be the only time to buy them at wholesale price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Unless you have a vendor lic.

me and my partner will be there show casing our hand carved Brutus Buckeye figures stop on by and check us out or come buy one or three. just look for me "Mad Dog Bell" we will get there early for a good seat. any ?'s just call me at 614-648-4662 ...

Love

  

A man was sitting on the sofa  watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. 
What would you like for dinner Love ? Chicken, beef or lamb ?
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
Fuck You. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat.”

This is good to remember if you ever travel alone.  Pass it on.

 

  

*77

 Some knew about the red
light on cars, but not the *77.
It was about 1:00p.m. In the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up
behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's
parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was
an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher
checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told

- Her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.
 
Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked
car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and
tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
 
I never knew about the *77 Cell
Phone Feature, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a safe
place.

*Speaking to a service representative at ** Bell ** Mobility confirmed that
*77 was a direct link to State trooper
info so, now it's your turn to let your
friends know about *77.


You may want to Send this to
every woman (and man) you know.  It may save a life.


This applies to ALL 50 states.
 

 

You Reap What You Sow

 

    The man slowly looked up.  This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life.  Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life.  His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done before. 

"Leave me alone," he growled...  To his amazement, the woman continued standing.  She was smiling -- her even white teeth displayed in dazzling rows.

"Are you hungry?" she asked.

"No," he answered sarcastically. "I've just come from dining with the president... Now go away."

The woman's smile became even broader.

  Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm..  "What are you doing, lady?" the man asked angrily. "I said to leave me alone.

Just then a policeman came up.  "Is there any problem, ma'am?" he asked..

"No problem here, officer," the woman answered.  "I'm just trying to get this man to his feet. Will you help me?"

The officer scratched his head.  "That's old Jack. He's been a fixture around here for a couple of years. What do you want with him?"

"See that cafeteria over there?" she asked. "I'm going to get him something to eat and get him out of the cold for awhile."

"Are you crazy, lady?" the homeless man resisted. "I don't want to go in there!"  Then he felt strong hands grab his other arm and lift him up.
"Let me go, officer. I didn't do anything.."

"This is a good deal for you, Jack," the officer answered. "Don't blow it."  
Finally, and with some difficulty, the woman and the police officer got Jack into the cafeteria and sat him at a table in a remote corner.  It was the middle of the morning, so most of the breakfast crowd had already left and the lunch bunch had not yet arrived.

The manager strode across the cafeteria and stood by his table.  "What's going on here, officer?" he asked. "What is all this, is this man in trouble?"

"This lady brought this man in here to be fed," the policeman answered.

"Not in here!" the manager replied angrily. "Having a person like that here is bad for business."

Old Jack smiled a toothless grin.  "See, lady. I told you so. Now if you'll let me go. I didn't want to come here in the first place" 

  The woman turned to the cafeteria manager and smiled.  "Sir, are you familiar with Eddy and  Associates, the banking firm down the street?" 

  "Of course I am," the manager answered impatiently. "They hold their weekly meetings in one of my banquet rooms."

"And do you make a goodly amount of money providing food at these weekly meetings?"

"What business is that of yours?"

I, sir, am Penelope Eddy, president and CEO of the company."

"Oh.."

The woman smiled again..  "I thought that might make a difference."

She glanced at the cop who was busy stifling a laugh.  "Would you like to join us in a cup of coffee and a meal, officer?"

"No thanks, ma'am," the officer replied. "I'm on duty."

"Then, perhaps, a cup of coffee to go?"

"Yes, ma'am. That would be very nice."

The cafeteria manager turned on his heel.  "I'll get your coffee for you right away, officer."

The officer watched him walk away.  "You certainly put him in his place," he said.

"That was not my intent...  Believe it or not, I have a reason for all this."

 She sat down at the table across from her amazed dinner guest.  She stared at him intently.

"Jack, do you remember me?"

Old Jack searched her face with his old, rheumy eyes.  "I think so -- I mean you do look familiar."

"I'm a little older perhaps," she said.  "Maybe I've even filled out more than in my younger days when you worked here, and I came through that very door, cold and hungry."

"Ma'am?" the officer said questioningly.  He couldn't believe that such a magnificently turned out woman could ever have been hungry.

"I was just out of college," the woman began.  "I had come to the city looking for a job, but I couldn't find anything.  Finally I was down to my last few cents and had been kicked out of my apartment..  I walked the streets for days.  It was February and I was cold and nearly starving. I saw this place and walked in on the off chance that I could get something to eat."

Jack lit up with a smile.  "Now I remember," he said.  "I was behind the serving counter.  You came up and asked me if you could work for something to eat.  I said that it was against company policy."

"I know," the woman continued.  "Then you made me the biggest roast beef sandwich that I had ever seen, gave me a cup of coffee, and told me to go over to a corner table and enjoy it.  I was afraid that you would get into trouble.  Then, when I looked over and saw you put the price of my food in the cash register, I knew then that everything would be all right."

"So you started your own business?" Old Jack said.

"I got a job that very afternoon.  I worked my way up.  Eventually I started my own business that, with the help of God, prospered.."  She opened her purse and pulled out a business card. "When you are finished here, I want you to pay a visit to a Mr. Lyons. He's the personnel director of my company.  I'll go talk to him now and I'm certain he'll find something for you to do around the office."

She smiled.  "I think he might even find the funds to give you a little advance so that you can buy some clothes and get a place to live until you get on your feet.  If you ever need anything, my door is always open to you."

There were tears in the old man's eyes.  "How can I ever thank you?" he asked..

"Don't thank me," the woman answered.  "To God goes the glory.  He led me to you."

Outside the cafeteria, the officer and the woman paused at the entrance before going their separate ways..  "Thank you for all your help, officer," she said.

"On the contrary, Ms. Eddy," he answered.  "Thank you. I saw a miracle today, something that I will never forget.  And... And thank you for the coffee."

Have a Wonderful Day. May God Bless You Always and don't forget that when you "cast your bread upon the waters," you never know how it will be returned to you.  God is so big He can cover the whole world with his Love and so small He can curl up inside your heart.

 

When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go.
Only 1 of 2 things will happen, either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to fly!
The power of one sentence!  God is going to shift things around for you today and let things work in your favor.  If you believe, send it.  If you don't believe, delete it.
God closes doors no man can open & God opens doors no man can close..
If you need God to open some doors for you ... send this on.

Have a blessed day and remember to be a blessing...

 A heads up for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. 

          Here's how the scam works: Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are putt ing your purchases into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. 
       I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also July 1st & 3rd, Twice on the 8th, 12th, 15th and 23rd, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.   So tell your friends to be careful. 
  
        P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K -Mart and bought them out.    Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds.    Ive already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.


Please Be Careful    :-)
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