1.get 24 cases of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2.set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3.make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms. 4.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "code 3 in housewares"... and see what happens. 5.Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. move "CAUTION WET - FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8.when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask " Why can't you people leave me alone?" 9.look in the security camera and use it as a mirrior and pick ur nose. 10. while handling the guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11.dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "mission impossible" theme song. 12.in the auto department practice your "madonna look" with different size funnels. 13.hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME !!! PICK ME !!!" 14.when an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream.... "NO! NO! its those voices again!!! 15.go intoa fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly," There is no toliet paper in here!" Repost this if you laughed..... or plan on doing any of these things.
