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created on 10/11/2006  |  http://fubar.com/dead-bored/b12512

I'm feeling: bored

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Lil Kim would be the school ho. J-Lo would be the school sl*t. Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, but still makes it on the basketball team. P Diddy would be the annoying dork who changes his nickname every 2 weeks, and can't dance but swears he can Nas would be the dude normal popular kids could not figure out, but around his crew he was tha sh*t. Jay-Z would be the ugly kid who could rap Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up. Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone. Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad. R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls. Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team. Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects. Pharrell would be that black guy who hangs with the white and asian kids but still get respect from the black kids. Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school. Ludacris would be the class clown. Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal. Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing. 50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before. No really likes him but he is tolerated because he could rap. Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up, and gets all their respect because of it. Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him. Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly. Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own. Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys. Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700. Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes. Usher would be the school's hottest guy who always fucced the best girls but had a secret thing going on with one of the boys. Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked. Dem Franchize boyz is the freshmen group that you liked when they just came but now you hate because they so the same dance every time. Lil Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight. Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys. Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on evrybody. Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on. Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number... and somehow succeed. Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing. Remy Ma would be that one really concieted gurl who THINKS she's fine, when really all the guys jus wanna hit it. Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class. Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows. Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls, but get picked on because tthe guys only respect the singer Rihanna would be the foreign Exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on. Sean Paul would be the gusy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls. FLAVA FLAV WOULD BE THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL!!!
1.get 24 cases of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2.set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3.make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms. 4.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "code 3 in housewares"... and see what happens. 5.Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. move "CAUTION WET - FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8.when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask " Why can't you people leave me alone?" 9.look in the security camera and use it as a mirrior and pick ur nose. 10. while handling the guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11.dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "mission impossible" theme song. 12.in the auto department practice your "madonna look" with different size funnels. 13.hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME !!! PICK ME !!!" 14.when an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream.... "NO! NO! its those voices again!!! 15.go intoa fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly," There is no toliet paper in here!" Repost this if you laughed..... or plan on doing any of these things.
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