Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish
1. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
2. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
3. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
4. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
5. Honesty.
6. Gibraltar.
7. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
8. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
9. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
10. You get to eat bull's testicles (and they actually taste good)
