FiremanSam's blog: "Ramblings"

Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish 1. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees. 2. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans. 3. Glorious history of killing South American tribes. 4. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc. 5. Honesty. 6. Gibraltar. 7. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing. 8. Supported Argentina in Falklands War. 9. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls. 10. You get to eat bull's testicles (and they actually taste good)

Top 10 Reasons For Being American 0. You can have a woman president without electing her. 1. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it. 2. You can call Budweiser beer. 3. You can be a crook and still be president. 4. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything. 5. If you can breathe you can get a gun. 6. You get to be really obese. 7. You can invent a new public holiday every year. 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made any nobody seems to care. 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy". 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth with condom on. 10a. When you're not. 10b. At all.

Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish 1. Stew. 2. Guinness. 3. More Guinness. 4. Pubs never close. 5. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence. 6. No one can ever remember the night before. 7. Kill people you don't agree with. 8. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives. 9. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road. 10. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.

Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian 1. It beats being an American. 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise. 5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe? 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme. 8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins. 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground