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Leroy is a 20 year old 10th grader.
This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1.Hotel
-I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

1.Dictate
-My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3.Rectum
-I had two Cadillac's but my bitch rectum bofe.

4. Disappointment
-My parole officer tol' me i miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis
-I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said 'penis'

6. Israel
-Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say 'Man it looks fake.' He say, 'Bullcrap, that watch israel.'

7. Undermine
-There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

8. Fortify
-I axed this ho on da street, 'How much?' She say 'Fortify.'

Furthering you education with Today's Ebonic word...

Today's word is: OMELETTE
Lets use it in a sentence.

-'I should pop ya ass fo what you jus did, but omelette that shit go dis time!