Venus: wow, you are one slow son of a bitch arnt ya? |
Domino: talk dirty to me |
Venus: good for oyu |
Domino: ive got it all babe |
Venus: well unless you have the girth to go with it, you have nothing to show for babe |
Domino: whats that mean |
Venus: i kinda figured, congrats to you, ever tried to satisfy a Blue Whale? |
Domino: its bigger when its hard |
Venus: huh? english please |
Domino: that soft u dont wont to know hard |
Venus: ha, baby, I have 9 inches avalible at any time here at home, so id prolly laugh at it |
Domino: what could u do with 8 and a half inches of cock |
Domino: i dont know |
Venus: hmm, and what makes you think youd ever deserve that honer? |
Domino: i would love to eat your pussy |
Venus: bet your ass I do, specially when people piss me off! |
Domino: do u talk dirty |
Venus: not a chance, you really think i would be? |
Domino: r u single |
Venus: I know, thanks |
Domino: u r s sexy |
Venus: wow, hahahahaha, did you think of that line all by your oncey?? |
Domino: venis wont some penis
After that he stopped... lmao This just goes to show that being a smartass and sarcastic doesnt work with the smallminded... :P |
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.Massages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac withhuge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and drinking. Thisdoesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.The End
It is said, that a long time ago there was an island. And on this island lived all the Feelings and Human Values: Happiness, Sadness, Wisdom... and like all others Love.
One day it was announced to the Feelings that the island was about to sink so they all prepared their boats to leave.
Only Love remained til the very last minute.
When the island was at its point of sinking, Love decided to ask for help.
Richness passed by Love in a luxurious boat.
Love said:
"Richness, can you take me with you?"
"No I can't, said Richness. Because I have a lot of gold and silver on my boat and I have no room for you.
"
Then Love decided to ask Ego for help as he was passing by in a gorgeous boat.
"Ego, can you please take me with you?"
"I can't help you Love, said Ego. Here everything is perfect and you might break my boat.
"
Then Love begged Sadness:
"Sadness, please let me come with you!"
"Oh Love, said Sadness, I am so sad I must remain alone.
"
Even Happiness passed by Love, but she was to content to even hear that she was needed.
All of a sudden a voice said:
"Come with me Love, I will take you.
"
It was the voice of an old man.
Love felt so happy that she forgot to ask the old man who he was.
The moment they arrived on shore, the old man left.
Love realized how much she owed the old man so she asked Knowledge:
"Can you tell me who helped me?"
"It was Time replied Knowledge.
"
"Time? asked Love.
Why Time?"
Knowledge, filled with wisdom replied:
"Because only Time is capable to understand how important Love is in someone's life"
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a manwant to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e. don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time'even more special and goes to kick it with her own friends!
Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.
Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women show him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate w/o fear of losing his manhood.
Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.
Girls fall in love, chase aimlessly after the object of their affection,ignoring all signs.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back and move on without bitterness.
Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other grown women!!