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1. Sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercome. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions, swith to Espresso.
5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
6. With a serious face order a Diet water whenever you go out to eat.
7. Specify that your Drive-trough order is 'To go'.
8. When the money comes out at the ATM, Scream 'I won! I won!'
9. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot. yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
10. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
