One of the guys that comes into work just had a baby about a week ago, it's his first. Today he was watching the kid and it was in the backseat, in the carseat while he runs in to get a keg from us. He brings the keg back to the car and not thinking just picks it up and throws it in the back seat, and the keg lands in the carseat... right on top of the baby
Dont worry, the baby is okay... it was lite beer