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Ok, First let me start off by saying that if youre going in to a bar, please realize its a place of business, and not your front porch, or basement, or garage... or wherever the hell you hang out with friends and drink.
And since youre in a place of business, act like it. Youre also supposed to be an adult, again... act like it. Dont get pissed at the server because YOU are too fucking stupid to know what you are asking for.
Just to clear a few things up...
Blue label is a SCOTCH, not a vodka
same goes for black label.
Blue, is a brand of wine... again, not a vodka.
Dont ask for blue top, cuz guess what? 90% of bottles HAVE blue tops
Dont ask for "Bumpy gin" because in a loud crowded bar, we hear "Bombay gin" which is a better gin, and will cost you more.
Seagrams is a BRAND NAME, not a drink itself. The provide vodka, tequila, rum, whiskey, canadian whiskey, gin, and Brandies, so asking a bartender for a shot of seagrams is like going to a Blockbuster and asking for a horror movie... dumb it down a bit, we're not mind readers.
Cognac comes in many different grades. VS, VSOP, XO, Napoleon, Vintage, and there is a few others. Dont get an attitude because, again, YOU are too stupid to clearify what it is you want.
Asking for a shot of Remy and not getting the VSOP is no ones fault but your own. Its like going to Burger King and ordering a coke, and getting an attitude because you want a diet cherry.
When paying, ante up BEFORE getting to the bar itself, we're a business and waiting for you and the three idiots you are with to figure out who owes what while we have the register tied up while others are waiting to order drinks not only pisses us off, but the other people in the bar as well. Besides, it shouldnt take 4grown adults chipping in for a round at once. If you plan on paying for your own, ORDER by yourself, and not as a group. Ordering as a big group and paying solo pisses us off, piss us off and we will make you wait longer for your next drink
Also, realize there is about 3feet of bar between you and me, and chances are I also have a cooler in front of me that is another two feet away from you, totaling 5feet of space between the two of us. YOU laying your money at the very end of YOUR side of the bar does nothing more than piss us off because WE have to stretch ALL the way over to pick the money off the bar, instead of YOU having manners and actually HANDING us the money. Whats funny though is you dont seem to have any problems reaching your hand out to get your change. Piss us off, and we will make you wait longer for your next drink
Have some what of an idea what you want to drink when you come in... Changing your drink up is fine, but dont stand there for 3mins asking "whats in this drink, whats in that drink?" when we have a full bar, it pisses us off. Piss us off and we will make you wait longer for you drink next time... are you starting to see a patern here?
And FFS... think for yourself when you are drinking... Ordering a drink because its in some song doesnt make you look cool. We all hate you when you do that. Its funny you never even looked at wine before but now all you want to drink is mascato...
Complaining about prices pisses us off. We charge what the owner TELLS us to charge. Telling us the bar down the street is cheaper will only have us telling you to drink down the street. Would you like it if we told you our last customer wasnt a cheap ass and didnt cry about our prices? Didnt think so. We know what the bar down the street charges, we also know the clientele that goes INTO that bar, which is another reason our prices are higher... to keep that kind of trash out of OUR bar.
And to remind you, YET AGAIN, you are in a place of business. That means we are there to make money, not give our supplies away. Asking for free drinks pisses us off. And what happens when you piss us off?
Seriously, so what if you spent $20, YOU chose to go out, you want to drink cheap, buy a case and drink at home. Do you go to the supermarket and say, "Im spending $20, gimme a free candy bar?"
And lastly, you are not the only people in the bar, others are there... to have a good time. There is NO reason I, or anyone else that is more the 15ft away from you should hear your conversation. Especially when we are on the OTHER side of the bar, STFU or lower your voice, or leave. Again, this is a place of business, not your front porch, you want to act loud and ignorant stay home because it only pisses us off...
