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CyanideSweetTooth's blog: "To All My Friends..."

created on 05/08/2008  |  http://fubar.com/to-all-my-friends/b214033  |  1 followers

"The laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Can it be supposed that those who have the courage to violate the most sacred laws of humanity...will respect the less important and arbitrary ones... Such laws make things worse
for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with
greater confidence than an armed man."

 
~Thomas Jefferson, quoting 18th century criminologist Cesare Beccaria in "On
Crimes and Punishment."

Let Us Remember Tacticus who warned, "The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates."

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class   asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:

"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"

Not a lot of farms in Detroit.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:  

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematicalformula  that might help you answer these questions: 

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

Is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 
98%  

And 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 
96% 

But,  
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 
100% 

And,
  
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
  
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 
103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close,and  Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit   and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.  


'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE 

ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS 
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
 

Here's a funny: 
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.The waitress asks them for their orders. 

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?""I'll have the same," says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." 
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. 
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.."The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.."Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.


This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress."No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man."Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. 

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact changein your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. 


My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress.. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man..

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

 

Domestic Violence
Intervention,
Education,
and Prevention!


I am a VICTIM, are YOU!?


More resources for mental abuse without being more abused by the system
Give your "Loved" One help to get out of the situation. Offer them an alternative to staying, and don't "Bitch" about it later.

Ask Yourself if you were in this situation, and your self esteem had been torn down, feeling worthless, confused, hopeless, wouldn't you want help? I know its tore me down from being the "Strong" and "Dependent" Woman I was. 
All I want is to be that "Person" again. I want to land on my feet and have someone give me a break. I used to Drive Truck for a living (Long Haul, Local, Equipment you name it) I have been out of the Semi-Driving for a few years now. 

I need someone to "Give Me A Break" I'll show you what I can do. I am good at my job! Any and all help would be appreciated in helping me to maintain my "Self Worth" I just want to drive truck again...I need moral support from family, friends, and I "NEED THAT JOB" So I can "Financially" support myself and help my children too!
I am a worthwhile person, I am an asset to any "Company" I'm not going to let anything "Stop" me from being a "Survivor"!!
Maybe the I could "Help" someone else become a "Survivor" too.


Trying To Turn The Abuse Around And Take Control Of My Life. My Love and Prayers go out to "All" that have experienced or are experiencing this right now. 
"We see in our DREAMS and VISIONS, little SPIRIT lights that WHISPER their secrets to OUR SOUL"


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Around the corner I have a friend... In this great city that has no end... Yet the days go by and weeks rush on... And before I know it, a year is gone... And I never see my old friends face... For life is a swift and terrible race... He knows I like him just as well... As in the days when I rang his bell... And he rang mine but we were younger then... And now we are busy, tired women and men... Tired of playing a foolish game... Tired of trying to make a name... "Tomorrow I'll call on my old friend Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him"... But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes... And distance between us grows and grows... Around the corner, yet miles away... A message received said "Jim died today." And that's what we get and earn in the end... Around the corner may be a vanished friend... Remember to always say what you mean... And make it a part of your daily routine... Don't be afraid to express how you feel... Feelings are known only when revealed... So tell those who matter and don't hesitate... Because tomorrow might be a little too late!
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