Duke Boomington's blog: "the good, the bad, the ugly"

this shit is hillarious, thanks rachel, your blogs are the best lol Confucius say: Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Rachel say: You will never have to work a day in your life if you pick a baby daddy (or 2...or 3...or...) you sorta love (for that night) and end up on welfare. Confucius say: Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honor depend on heaven. Rachel say: Riches and honor (or dishonor) depend on who you fuck over between life and death. Confucius say: If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear? Rachel say: If you look into your own heart and you find nothing there, you are a freak of nature...or my mother. Confucius say: to be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. Rachel say: to be wronged is nothing; getting back at the muthafucka is the best part. Confucius say: It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. Rachel say: Yeah? Tell that to my ex. Confucius say: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. Rachel say: Yeah? Tell that to my ex. Confucius say: Worry not that no one knows of you; seek to be worth knowing. Rachel say: Worry not that no one knows of you; the bastards ain't worth your time anyhow. Confucius say: to see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness. Rachel say: to see and listen to the wicked means you've been reading my blogs...and enjoying them!