“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
~ Mariah Carey
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”
~ Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country”
~ Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”
~ Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”
~ Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”
~ Lee Iacocca
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
~ Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States
“I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .”
~ Dan Quayle
“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”
~ Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.”
~ A congressional candidate in Texas.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
~ Miss Alabama’s Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.
