The Wisdom Of Older Women
When I had been married for 40 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.
But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde." "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma screen TV.
But I'm sleeping with a 60+ year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make absolutely sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in a hurry!
