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From: hollywoodlife.com
I'm not buying what you're selling, Michelle. You KNEW Jesse James was married when you repeatedly slept with him. Sandy should take your apology and spit on it!
Michelle ‘Bombshell' McGee is, like, really REALLY sorry that she had an affair with Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James. And - probably to extend her dwindling fifteen minutes of fame - she's now apologizing for her slutty behavior!
"I'd like to say, ‘Sandra, you know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your embarrassment, I'm sorry all this is public," the tattooed stripper told Australia's Today, Tonight show. She added, "I feel bad for Sandra, you know, I know what she's going through. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed."
Yeah, no kidding, Michelle. Because of YOU (and that dirtbag Jesse) Sandra, 45, feels that way. Nice going.
The stripper's sob story continues...she says Jesse, 40, claimed his marriage to the Oscar-winner was on its last legs. Really? Because if a married dude told me that I'd believe him (Insert snort of derision here).
I'm amazed by Michelle's stupidity. After witnessing Sandy's tearful Oscar acceptance speech March 7 (and Jesse's equally tearful face watching his wife of five years) she continued to believe the marriage was a sham. "It was very bizarre seeing them on TV and his eyes were teary and he had this emotional state and... it just seemed so fake to me, so not real," she said. "He was just talking to me a couple weeks before, talking about how he missed me, how he's thinking about me and then he's on TV professing his undying love, you know, looking like he's crying and emotional for this woman. I was like, is this real? Is this just act?"
It was Jesse contacting her after the Oscars by text, however that led to Michelle finally breaking her silence.
"The last [text message] was actually sent on March 14 and that one was, ‘I'm just sitting here thinking of you, how are you?'... So like a week after [the Oscars]. So this is not someone, ‘I've gotten back with my wife, I'm working things out now.' This is someone, ‘I'm with my wife and doing this on the side,'" Michelle recounted. "And that's when I was like, ‘Enough!'"
At least I agree with Michelle on one thing: she thinks repots that Jesse entered rehab on March 26 are laughable. "I think it's such a joke," she said. "What does he think - he's Tiger Woods now, you know, you go to sex rehab and now bam! Your marriage is back together? No, he did it very deceptively to a lot of people. I think he should be going to lie rehab not sex rehab."
That's the first intelligent thing you've said yet, Bombshell. Still, I wouldn't offer up any more public apologies to Sandy, or you might just be sent to lie rehab yourself.
