A redneck walks into a pharmacy. He walkt about to the counter and says to the clerk, " Aigh wanna buy a condom". The clerk says. " Ok they are 50 cents apiece or you can get 3 for a dollar". The redneck says. " Aigh reckon Aigh be taking the 3 fo a dalla". The clerk says, " Ok that will be a dollar and 7 cents". The redneck says." Whats the 7 cent fo?". The clerk says. 'Thats for the tax". The redneck says. " I wondered how ya keep them thangs from fallin off".
