Did that hurt? I hope so. FUCKER! Looks like your in pain, GOOD! Think you can just pick up my rock? You should be more carefull. Some rocks can have an echis under it, like this one did. That rock was my house, so strike one. I hope you die!
Im not sorry, you asked for it, you should just leave snakes alone, I Dont want to hurt but you guys are assholes! What? Calling for your friends? SHIT! No where to hide. Why couldnt you leave my rock alone? Now......... I just bit an ankle..... WHY CANT YOU ASSHOLES LEAVE ME ALONE? Strike two.
ASSWIPE your friends have found me, they turned over my rock again, exposed, no where to hide, They hit me with sticks and rocks, over, and over and...... dont feel any pain but it still hurts........ Bad........ cant move..... dead?..........Wait.
Shouldnt pick up a dead snake. Is he going to? Yes, I think he is. What a dumbass! BITE! Hang on. Inject all my venom. HOPE YOU DIE! STRIKE THREE!
