> "True" Friendship"
> None of that Sissy Crap
>
> Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but
> never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises
> that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little
> smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great
> friendship.
>
>
> 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
> the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
> 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must
> be involved in.
>
> 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
>
> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
> much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
>
> 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
> again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
> 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
> "because you are my friend".
>
>
> Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can
> feel the true warmth.
>
> Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can
> only think of 4.
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