A Indian chief from a remote part of the Amazon jungle was flown to London by a local scientific society and met at the airport by a flock of curious reporters. One asked," Did you have a comfortable flight?"
After making a series of squeaks, shrieks and gurgles, the chief replied in perfect English, " Yes, thank you very much."
" How long do you plan to stay?" he was asked.
" Tweeet, squeak, eeeuuuu," he began. " I think about three weeks."
Baffled, the reporter asked, " Where did you learn to speak English?"
" Shhhh, tweet, waaiii. Short -wave radio."
