>>>>Would you remarry?
>>>>
>>>>A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
>>>>wife looks over at him and asks the question...
>>>>
>>>>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>>>>WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>>>>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>>>>WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)
>>>>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>>>>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>>>>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>>>>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>>>>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>>>>WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>>>>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>>>>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>>>>WIFE: -- Silence--
>>>>HUSBAND: "Shit."