The Perfect Sarcastic Bitch left me a comment w/ this..Wanted to blog it for those who wouldnt see it because it make me laugh my ass off.
DAILY FUNNY:
Top Ten things you should never say to a woman during an argument.
10."Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
9. "Oh, you are SO cute when you get all pissed off."
8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."
7. "Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?"
6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?"
5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."
4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."
3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning."
2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT....
1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that gun ain't loaded."
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