There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
> money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
>
> Just before he died, he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you to
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
> money to the afterlife with me."
>
> And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when
> he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
>
> Well, he died.
>
> He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there -
> dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got
> ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!"
>
>
> She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box an d put
> it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they
> rolled it away.
>
> So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all
> that money in there with your husband."
>
> The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on
> my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the
> casket with him."
>
> You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
>
> "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
> account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, he can spend it."
>
> Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks
> they are smarter than us (women)