> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you
> want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with
> all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a
> mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
> hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep
> end.
>
> He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
>
> Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
> bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director
> became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately
> ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
>
> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna,
> I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
> being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond
> to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person
> you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
> mindedness.
>
> The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
> his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
> but he's dead.'
>
> Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him
> there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
>
> Happy Mental Health Day!
>
> You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an
> unstable friend...
>
>
> Done my part!!! HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ...
